Diet Tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.

Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, oranges & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

A nice box of chocolate can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?

If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

If I eat equal amounts of dark and white chocolate is that a balanced diet?

Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Beans are a vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar beets. Both are plants which places them in the vegetable category, too. Thus we can only conclude that chocolate is a vegetable. To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you like.

Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?  
A. Because no one wants to quit.

Q. How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car.
A. Eat it in the parking lot.

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

Money talks......chocolate sings.