THE RECIPE

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The Recipe

I didn't have potatoes, so I substituted rice.

I didn't have paprika, so I used another spice.

I didn't have tomato sauce, I used tomato paste;

A whole can, not a half can. . .

I don't believe in waste!

A friend gave me the recipe;

she said you couldn't beat it.

There must be something wrong with her

---I COULDN'T EVEN EAT IT!